God v. Nietzsche
God v. Nietzsche “ God is dead. ” ~ Nietzsche on religion “ Nietszche is dead. ” ~ God on Nietzsche “ No, I'm not. ” ~ Nietzsche on undoing his death “ Yes, you are. Nyah. ” ~ God on being spiteful “ Yeah, real mature, God. ” ~ Nietzsche on a spiteful God “ I'm rubber , you're glue , whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. ” ~ God on physiology “ Well then you're an awesome and cool philosopher who gets all the ladies. Nyah. ” ~ Nietzsche on reverse compliments “ Oh, that does not count. ” ~ God on the validity of reverse compliments “ Hey, don't call it if you can't stand the fact that I found a loophole . ” ~ Nietzsche on accountability “ It's not a loophole, it's retarded. ” ~ God on validity of reverse compliments “ It is NOT retarded! ” ~ Nietzsche on his smart idea “ Don't question my judgment; I broke the hip of Israel , remember? You can't touch this. ” ~ God on his unlimited po...